An archaeologist came upon a man lying in the sand ...

... with his penis pointing straight at the sun. "What are you doing?" the archaeologist asked. "I am checking the time." the native replied.The archaeologist scratched his head and walked on.

When he returned several hours later, the native was still lying in the sand, only this time he was masturbating furiously. "What are you doing now?" the archaeologist asked. The native replied; "Winding my watch."

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