| 10 Ways To Tell You have Been Online Too Long...|
- You change your screen names so much that you have to look at your own profile to see who you are.
- Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook" dinner and you would rather type another "LOL".
- You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time.
- You will not work at a job that does not have a modem involved.
- Your dog leaves you.
- You have to ask what year it is.
- You write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"
- You name your pets after people you talk to.
- You smile sideways...
- You sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have you on their buddy list.
This page has been updated on the 2018-09-28.